R.E.M. New Adventures in Hi-Fi

After moving to our home away from home, the horror show begins.

Waking up one morning with a loonie in her hair, another morning with a decorative halloween plastic spider in her hair, the third was the charm when my wife woke with a huge spider bite welt on her forehead.

Documented by doctors, the bump on her forehead remained for many months where she was told that if they removed the poisonous bump, an unsightly scar would remain in it's place. Erratic behaviour ensued that culminated in hospitalization. She is the victim not the criminal. A trip to the RCMP detachment is what turned us around whereby I learned from her what was taking place. Seal up the screens with caulking and install a ghetto locking clasp or two to the inside of the door and we have been relatively trouble free since.

Zootopia 2 anyone?